did-you-kno:

In 1880, the Queen of Thailand drowned even though her subjects were present at the time. Her subjects were forbidden to touch the queen.

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tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

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reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a suddenΒ our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking β€œsorry what was that?” and he started screaming

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thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

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dulect:

Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire lifeΒ 

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jakemalik:

I GET SO ANGRY WHEN I FIND AN AMAZING NEW SONG THEN REALIZE ITS BEEN OUT FOR A LONG TIME ALREADY AND I AM ONLY JUST FINDING IT NOW LIKE NO I NEEDED THIS SONG IN MY LIFE EARLIER

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idek-pizza:

my life just got 800% better

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