*goes out of room*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life
I GET SO ANGRY WHEN I FIND AN AMAZING NEW SONG THEN REALIZE ITS BEEN OUT FOR A LONG TIME ALREADY AND I AM ONLY JUST FINDING IT NOW LIKE NO I NEEDED THIS SONG IN MY LIFE EARLIER